aha!
now i've been of the impression lately that i should have inspiration before trying to write on my blog.
that impression is an unblogging type of impression.
here i am. i have already typed three (3) full stops. four (4). five (5)..... i could go on, but i better not.
i was contemplating counting the dots of the i's as well. i didn't. i won't. but you may if you wish. let me know.
i have a very important message to write to a facebook friend. i should be doing it now. i'm not. i won't. but you may if you wish. let me know.
i did not copy paste that in case you were thinking. against the grain you might be thinking. i am lazy. copy/paste movement is programmed into my hands better than the space bar is programmed into my thumbs. talking spaces; does anyone else do double spaces because one thumb is getting lazier than the other thumb? actually i think no one else probly hits the spacebar with both thumbs. that is something i started in writers workshop in high school. it's not so easy to master. poor Mrs Mackenzie. she's now teaching my little bro. he told her my mum overdosed on drugs to get out of some work....
drugs are bad. bad are drugs. i've been taking some drugs lately. i had a toothache. i'd had it before, but this was a well advanced toothache. this was a toothache with a Ph.D. this little toothache of mine had written it's thesis on my gum. or rather in my gum. when this little toothache ran out of room in my gum, it spread out to the rest of my head... i should have introduced it to blogspot. oodles of room for theses here...
so the tooths gone. toothache too, funnily enough.
back to the drugs tho. they are bad.
so moving on...
for an uninspired blog, i believe i am doing quite well. i think my mind has a sort of crap on demand switch. if i have inspirated crap, well and good. if i don't, then i just gotta hit the crap on demand switch... blogspot should sell these switches. keep em in business.
i can see it now.... there is my head (slightly resembling a cappucino maker) with a big switch on top (resembling those bomb switches in the movies) and out of my head/cappucino maker cometh forth crap. uhm no. out of my head comes torrents of uninspired ribbons/words (blue ribbons) being gobbled up by my laptop which has a big B blogger logo on it.... all for only $19.99
sorry. stretching it a little there i know. time to write that important message. i think i better add an emergency stop button to my little head/machine otherwise important message recipiee (i did have an e with an accent there but blogger didn't like it) will be annoyed and not like me anymore. if said recipiee ever did...
would you go get me an espresso, please?
now i've been of the impression lately that i should have inspiration before trying to write on my blog.
that impression is an unblogging type of impression.
here i am. i have already typed three (3) full stops. four (4). five (5)..... i could go on, but i better not.
i was contemplating counting the dots of the i's as well. i didn't. i won't. but you may if you wish. let me know.
i have a very important message to write to a facebook friend. i should be doing it now. i'm not. i won't. but you may if you wish. let me know.
i did not copy paste that in case you were thinking. against the grain you might be thinking. i am lazy. copy/paste movement is programmed into my hands better than the space bar is programmed into my thumbs. talking spaces; does anyone else do double spaces because one thumb is getting lazier than the other thumb? actually i think no one else probly hits the spacebar with both thumbs. that is something i started in writers workshop in high school. it's not so easy to master. poor Mrs Mackenzie. she's now teaching my little bro. he told her my mum overdosed on drugs to get out of some work....
drugs are bad. bad are drugs. i've been taking some drugs lately. i had a toothache. i'd had it before, but this was a well advanced toothache. this was a toothache with a Ph.D. this little toothache of mine had written it's thesis on my gum. or rather in my gum. when this little toothache ran out of room in my gum, it spread out to the rest of my head... i should have introduced it to blogspot. oodles of room for theses here...
so the tooths gone. toothache too, funnily enough.
back to the drugs tho. they are bad.
so moving on...
for an uninspired blog, i believe i am doing quite well. i think my mind has a sort of crap on demand switch. if i have inspirated crap, well and good. if i don't, then i just gotta hit the crap on demand switch... blogspot should sell these switches. keep em in business.
i can see it now.... there is my head (slightly resembling a cappucino maker) with a big switch on top (resembling those bomb switches in the movies) and out of my head/cappucino maker cometh forth crap. uhm no. out of my head comes torrents of uninspired ribbons/words (blue ribbons) being gobbled up by my laptop which has a big B blogger logo on it.... all for only $19.99
sorry. stretching it a little there i know. time to write that important message. i think i better add an emergency stop button to my little head/machine otherwise important message recipiee (i did have an e with an accent there but blogger didn't like it) will be annoyed and not like me anymore. if said recipiee ever did...
would you go get me an espresso, please?
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